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Hope you all had your happy Thanksgivings! My Thanksgiving? It went as follows:

Deacon: *with his family, eating food, when suddenly he stops, and stands up* THIS. IS. DELICIOUS! *sits back down and continues eating*

Don't forget the heavy metal thunder!

INCLUDING: Me and the band are going to record our new songs. YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

What's up?! Down, around, the sound... of what... I say... is round!

...

I'm back, baby!

*sings* I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back... *repeat until shot*

My Best 7 Friends <3

Your Top 7 Friends Here
#1: John Katz aka "Dog"
#2: Nick Millini
#3: Dwight Nagy
#4: Rita George
#5: Stanley
#6: Michael
#7: Nadee M.
ok:
About These People :)
how do you kno #1?: First friend I made since I moved to Georgia.
is #4 nice?: and sexy.
have you ever kissed #7?: Yes
hugged?: Yes
why is #2 your friend?: I have no clue. XD
have #1 and #6 ever made out??: No, because that'd be akward for everybody
have you and #4 ever made out?: Many times.
what about #7???: Yes.
have you and #5 ever went to the movies together?: To laugh at people.
is #2 a bad boy/girl?: Yes.
does #3 get good grades?: I dunno.
is #6 pretty?: No
is #4 ugly?: No.
has #5 ever bought something with you?: A pair of brass balls.
have you and #7 ever went somewhere together?: The park.
is #4 bi/gay/lesbian?: Bi
what about #1??: Straight.
Does #2 have a dog?: I think.
do you have a crush on #5?: No.
what about #2?: No.
do you hang out with #4 a lot?: Yes.
what about #7???: Not much.
does #6 get good, average, or bad grades?: He dumb.
what is #1's favorite color?: Green.
is #3 going out with someone?: Yes. His hand. *laughs*
is #5 younger or older than you?: slightly older
is #7 younger or older than you?: slightly younger.
how did you and #6 meet?: By accident.
do you think #2 smells?: He smells like teen spirit.
what about #5?: Yes.
does #1 have a lot of friends?: if by friends you mean sex partners, yes.
have you ever met #4's parents?: Yes.
what about #7?: No.
and have they ever met yours?: Maybe.
is #3 friends with #2?: Yes.
what about #4 and #7???: They barely know each other, but Rita would definately fuck Nadia if given the chance.
who do you talk to the most on the phone?: John.
who do you text the most?: John.
does #5 have a cell phone?: Yes.
what about #6?: Yes.
put in order from first to last who you have hung out with last?: Michael
do you and #5 look alike?: No.
what about #7???: No.
and what about #4?: No.
who was the last person to but you something?: huh?
what about text you?: Rita.
or sing to you?: Rita.
who is your best friend thats a boy?: John.
who is your best friend thats a girl?: Rita. But she's technically my girlfriend.
well 4 the last ?..who do you like as a bf/gf the most???: Rita.

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I hit mah head.

I don't know.

this is not the idea

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Proper ideas? I don't have any.

EWRDEASNG! There are no words to describe my sudden return from my band's touring of the seven seas! So I'll just say that we all got really drunk, and somehow managed to revive twenty dead cats.

OMG, Zombie kitties! *had just realized his retarded post was way more retarded than usual*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'm dead, but alive!

Would you consider me sexy? Or sexier?

Emotion Survey (Really, really good questions!)
HAPPY!
What song currently makes you really happy?:	anything by the god Les Claypool
Who makes you the happiest?:	Nadee.
Are you happy right now?:	I'm fucking high, duh.
What food makes you happy?:	Waffles, maybe
Do you smile a lot?:	I'm high a lot.
How many times did you laugh yesterday?:	A bunch
What friend is the happiest that you know of?:	Nadee
SAD =[
Do you get depressed easily?:	Sometimes
What's the most depressing song you know of?:	I don't know, most songs I like are random.
Are you really upset right now?:	NO
Have you lost anyone friendship-wise?:	No.
Have you cried this month?:	No
Do you talk to anyone when you're upset?:	Nick.
Are you considered "emo"?:	no, just nerdy
Do you have any mental disorders?:	ADD
Does depression run in your family?:	maybe... *look around*
ANGER >[
Do you get pissed off easily?:	Mostly in good fun.
Who has angered you last?:	God, with his gravity.
Have you ever wanted to literally KILL someone out of pure anger?:	With a tire iron.
Do you have any anger management problems?:	Anger Management was a terrible movie.
Do you get physical when you're mad?:	Sometimes. Angry sex is fun sex.
Do have a rough time getting along with family or parents?:	My sister and dad, mostly.
When was the last time you got into a fight (verbal OR physical)?:	an hour ago (playfight)
Is there a constant battle between you and someone else?:	with Dick Van Dyke. You're not a lesbian.
Do you hate people easily?:	no.
Love ♥
Do you believe in love?:	Yes.
Are you single/taken/confused/swinger?:	Taken, t-taken to the shoe shop!
Do you hold hands when you are dating someone?:	Yeah. I believe in the buddy system and waffle fries.
Do you like to date?:	It's fun, especially with Nadee
How long was your longest relationship?:	The one I'm in now is the longest.
How many boy/girlfriends have you said "I love you" to?:	Whassit to you?
Do/Did you mean it?:	^ see my friend up there.
Are you happy about your love/relationship status right now?:	Yes.
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I'm dead sexy. Or sexy dead.

Huh?

Tiem for a breakdance!

I'm out of ideas for random entries.

Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1:	dicks
2:	dicks
3:	dicks
Three people who make me laugh:
1:	Nick
2:	John
3:	My best friend
Three Things I love:
1:	playing bass guitar
2:	soloing
3:	bacon (though I am a vegetarian)
Three Things I hate:
1:	POP MUSIC
2:	POP MUSIC
3:	What's it I'm looking for? Oh yeh, POP MUSIC
Three things I don't understand:
1:	POP MUSIC
2:	Wikipedia
3:	Me.
Three things on my desk:
1:	Plectrum (pick for the stupid)
2:	A CD of my band's recordings
3:	my hand
Three things I'm doing right now:
1:	doing this.
2:	Masturba- woah, n/m
3:	NOTHING
Three things I want to do before I die:
1:	your mom
2:	your mom
3:	your son
Three things I can do:
1:	play bass
2:	play guitar like Hendrix
3:	sing backwards
Three ways to describe my personality:
1:	huh?
2:	WHEE!
3:	WII!!!
Three things I can't do:
1:	like pop music
2:	ski.
3:	split
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...but I didn't know it left.